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Tampon? More Like Tamp-Off! 6 Tampon-Free Alternatives For The Modern Woman

Tampons, love em or hate em, they’re a fact of life right, ladies? WRONG! Like millions of women, you may feel that inserting a man-made bio-product created from a slave crop into your blessed holy vessel is a legitimate form of sexual assault–But what are the alternatives? Well look no further, as we have not only compiled the most popular…

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Department Of Disappointed Dads

Department Of Disappointed Dads – 11/23/18

Dear DoDD, I’m a struggling college student currently working as a cam girl to pay the rent. I haven’t told my parents since they aren’t doing well financially either, and I don’t want them to feel obligated to help me out. My previous attempts at “normal” employment have been disastrous at best. Tourettes makes even the most menial jobs nearly…

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Weekly Wasteland Opinion

Men & Selfies: Narcissism Magnified

Observation: Males with a penchant for posting a multitude of selfies are devoid of all traits which make for a decent human, those traits being; personality, creativity and empathy. Question: What mental illness causes said phenomenon. Hypothesis: The aforementioned ‘selfitis’ sufferers are soulless narcissists, unworthy of having their existence indulged by the rest of humankind. Expected Outcome Of This Study:…

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It’s Okay To Orgasm During Your OBGYN Visit And Here’s Why

A visit to the gynecologist is not something most women would describe as pleasurable, not unless you happen to be the lucky 1 in every 6 women who have involuntary orgasms during routine pap smears! Yes, there exists some women who love the feeling of a cold, steely speculum prying open their vaginal cavity–And that’s totally okay! Many of these…

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A-Listers Who Suffer From Fetal Alcohol Syndrome: Bernie Sanders

We commoners generally believe celebs are flawless in every respect, the absolute pinnacle of human perfection and accomplishment. But would you believe that some of the biggest stars in Hollywood also suffer from Fetal Alcohol Syndrome (FAS)? Perhaps your favorite actor or actress had a mother who abused alcohol while their star-to-be was still in utero? While a few A-Lister…

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