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Weekly Wasteland Opinion

Men & Selfies: Narcissism Magnified

Observation: Males with a penchant for posting a multitude of selfies are devoid of all traits which make for a decent human, those traits being; personality, creativity and empathy. Question: What mental illness causes said phenomenon. Hypothesis: The aforementioned ‘selfitis’ sufferers are soulless narcissists, unworthy of having their existence indulged by the rest of humankind. Expected Outcome Of This Study:…

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Weekly Wasteland Opinion

It’s Okay To Orgasm During Your OBGYN Visit And Here’s Why

A visit to the gynecologist is not something most women would describe as pleasurable, not unless you happen to be the lucky 1 in every 6 women who have involuntary orgasms during routine pap smears! Yes, there exists some women who love the feeling of a cold, steely speculum prying open their vaginal cavity–And that’s totally okay! Many of these…

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Weekly Wasteland News

A-Listers Who Suffer From Fetal Alcohol Syndrome: Bernie Sanders

We commoners generally believe celebs are flawless in every respect, the absolute pinnacle of human perfection and accomplishment. But would you believe that some of the biggest stars in Hollywood also suffer from Fetal Alcohol Syndrome (FAS)? Perhaps your favorite actor or actress had a mother who abused alcohol while their star-to-be was still in utero? While a few A-Lister…

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Weekly Wasteland Opinion

Subcultures With The Largest Victim Complex: Punk/Emo/Goth

Subcultures are defined by the beliefs of those who persecute them. These oppositions, real or imagined, are the glue which binds people together under a common cause, fandom, or religion. Indeed, oppression not only seems to be the catalyst for such mergings, but also the frothy mucilage of misery that welds them together. Therefore, it’s only natural that these herds,…

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Weekly Wasteland Advice

Depressed? 5 Things You Can Do To Feel Better About Yourself RIGHT NOW (In Pictures)

Get Out Of Bed It’s after 10:00 am, and you’re still in bed reading this, aren’t you? It’s no wonder you’re so repulsed by yourself! You’re not sick, you’re just lazy! First thing’s first: GET YOUR ASS UP! Clean Some Shit You’re only making yourself more depressed with your squalid living conditions. If I was residing amongst piles of refuse…

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