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Tampon? More Like Tamp-Off! 6 Tampon-Free Alternatives For The Modern Woman

Tampons, love em or hate em, they’re a fact of life right, ladies? WRONG! Like millions of women, you may feel that inserting a man-made bio-product created from a slave crop into your blessed holy vessel is a legitimate form of sexual assault–But what are the alternatives? Well look no further, as we have not only compiled the most popular…

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Men & Selfies: Narcissism Magnified

Observation: Males with a penchant for posting a multitude of selfies are devoid of all traits which make for a decent human, those traits being; personality, creativity and empathy. Question: What mental illness causes said phenomenon. Hypothesis: The aforementioned ‘selfitis’ sufferers are soulless narcissists, unworthy of having their existence indulged by the rest of humankind. Expected Outcome Of This Study:…

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It’s Okay To Orgasm During Your OBGYN Visit And Here’s Why

A visit to the gynecologist is not something most women would describe as pleasurable, not unless you happen to be the lucky 1 in every 6 women who have involuntary orgasms during routine pap smears! Yes, there exists some women who love the feeling of a cold, steely speculum prying open their vaginal cavity–And that’s totally okay! Many of these…

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Subcultures With The Largest Victim Complex: Punk/Emo/Goth

Subcultures are defined by the beliefs of those who persecute them. These oppositions, real or imagined, are the glue which binds people together under a common cause, fandom, or religion. Indeed, oppression not only seems to be the catalyst for such mergings, but also the frothy mucilage of misery that welds them together. Therefore, it’s only natural that these herds,…

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Subcultures With The Largest Victim Complex: Body Poz Activists

Subcultures are defined by the beliefs of those who persecute them. These oppositions, real or imagined, are the glue which binds people together under a common cause, fandom, or religion. Indeed, oppression not only seems to be the catalyst for such mergings, but also the frothy mucilage of misery that welds them together. Therefore, it’s only natural that these herds,…

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