Department Of Disappointed Dads

Department Of Disappointed Dads – 11/23/18

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Dear DoDD,

I’m a struggling college student currently working as a cam girl to pay the rent. I haven’t told my parents since they aren’t doing well financially either, and I don’t want them to feel obligated to help me out.

My previous attempts at “normal” employment have been disastrous at best. Tourettes makes even the most menial jobs nearly impossible. Fortunately my cam customers don’t seem to mind when I scream out “DADDY’S PURPLE MONKEY COCK” or “FUCK MY JUICY HELL MOUTH” while I’m working. To the contrary, I believe it might be one of the reasons my channel has done so well!

So my question is: I’ve been a blonde for years now, do you think I’d make more or less money if I dyed my hair black?

Help Please-
Color And Money

Marshall Hackner:

I can see how some father’s might be tempted to judge you for your “career” choice, but I’m not gonna do that. I wish my son Andrew had half the business sense that you do, young lady. That boy couldn’t run a lemonade stand, much less a cam site. Just blathers on and on about “bitcoins” like he knows some goddamn secret to wealth. How’s it a secret if he won’t shut the fuck up about it while he sits on my couch eating my food all day? Bunch of  silly internet money if you ask me. I’ll take the real thing any ole’ day of the week.

Anyway, I hope you parlay your business sense into more diverse ventures so that you can wrap up this cam showing at some point and get on with being a respectable young lady. Understand that this period of your life is not limitless. There will come an age where you can no longer rely on sex work so easily. Be smart with your money, don’t be like Andrew, who coincidentally spent over $800.00 wackin’ his willy to a cam girl recently.

Wait a minute, what did you say your name was?

Ayhan Uzun:

إذا لم يكن الأب قادراً على دفع تكاليف تعليم ابنته ، فليس هناك حاجة لتدريسها. لقد أهانته بعروضه المبتذلة ولم يعد أمامه سوى أن يقتل نفسه. أما بالنسبة للابنة ، فمن غير المرجح أن الأمريكيين الخبيثة سيضربونها حتى الموت حتى يبكي الله.

Berry Windford:

Use caution when choosing a new hair color. Darker tones have historically been known drawn serial killers, and I ain’t gonna bother with statistics, I’ll just tell you about one documentary I watched where this guy they called “The Son Of Sam” who targeted women with dark brown and black hair. He’d creep up on them in their cars and shoot ‘em in the head with a .22 caliber pistol. And get this, he thought his neighbor’s dog was the embodiment of Satan or some wacko nonsense and it had told him to go out and take lives in his unholy name! Ha! I love this cable package!

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The 'Department of Disappointed Dads' (DoDD) are a trio of fathers who feel their duty is to give advice online to those in need so that others do not befall the same disappointing trappings of their own adult children. You can trust their no-frills life-lessons won't beat around the bush, doling out tough love, and their own unique brand of wisdom that can only come from having your child be a complete and utter failure.
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